tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4539743274610335615.post6118662821547695337..comments2014-02-24T21:17:30.951-06:00Comments on Zab's Marathon Blog: Heat 1, Zab 1screaminzabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519702001471982826noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4539743274610335615.post-83975026319052164012008-07-18T04:04:00.000-05:002008-07-18T04:04:00.000-05:00Just think, if you used to be a drug addict like J...Just think, if you used to be a drug addict like Josh Hamilton you might be on ESPN. I wonder if Josh ever burned down a shed for a party. No that is a story worth telling. <BR/><BR/>I have an idea. I think you should scream "I drink your milkshake" throughout the entire 26.2 miles. Just watch for flying bowling pins because they hurt bad.<BR/><BR/>Brant Miller was a much better DJ on Z95. His weather predictions stink. If he told me that Milli Vanilla was up next, I knew that I would eventually hear some Milli. Sometimes he tells me it will rain and it doesn't.Fletch F. Fletchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18179826720831022173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4539743274610335615.post-56220658799222029622008-07-17T21:15:00.000-05:002008-07-17T21:15:00.000-05:00This post title is incorrect. It should read Heat ...This post title is incorrect. It should read Heat 1, Zab 0. <BR/>There's no such thing as a draw with Mother Nature.<BR/>Mother Nature is the reigning champ. To win the battle versus Mother Nature, you need give her a thumping that's on par with the one that Edward Norton handed that kid in American History X (a scene that's even more disturbing than Richard Simmons's hair plugs).<BR/>Are you doubtful?<BR/>Here's just a couple of events Mother Nature's has given us in the last few years: tsunami in Indonesia, 225,000 dead; Hurricane Katrina, 2,000 dead, thousands more homeless; tornado that nearly wiped Utica, Illinois, from the map; and, late last year, a hail storm that nearly demolished my 1985 Yugo GV hatchback (don't worry, thanks to some stellar bondo work from my cousin Ljubomir, the Yugo has never looked better). <BR/>Judging by this brief list, it does not appear as if Mother Nature likes to be trifled with. Nor does she consider some kid running a few miles at a clip of 8:21 a draw, no matter how big his pot belly is.<BR/>So, you can strap on those fancy new shoes, you can do Yassos until the oxen come home, you can even train in fancy red and white striped shorts, but you can't outrun your momma. <BR/>Look outside, Andy Avalos. <BR/>Mother Nature is waiting.yasso800https://www.blogger.com/profile/02033145960783818008noreply@blogger.com